spot the fake

brooke pretending to be britney and k.fed spears

amanda getting shot by demi

caridee is brad and angelina jolie(nearest pic i can find)

eugena becomes beyonce(i couldn find a pic of beyonce in this simliar dress ..so i paste this pic with smilar hair at least)

I had a random thought when i posted these photos.i was jus thinking of all the fake stuff that is going on everyday in our so call real world.wats real,wats not...can u spot e diff?

it seems like everything can be faked nowadays heh....fake designer stuff.imitations everywhere...take a stroll down orchard and u can see all e taitais wannabe carrying fake designer stuff.ew

fake DI photos-u see all the beautiful faces on friendster-ONLY to find out they are like 50%fatter,10 extra moles on face,10 years older in person.i m magnifying it a lil here but u get the picture.i will be pissed if i realised i m just being jerk around and cheated.DONT photoshop too much la peeps!i know everyone has got like their better angles and everyone wanna post nicer pics of themselves...thats totally understandable.BUT dont photoshop till u look like u went for extreme makeover when u didnt.

fake identity-u see that alot in online chat rooms.old men preying on lil gals,gals claiming they are big time hot chicks(when they are not),boys and gals who send photos of hot models and claim that is em,reporters who can pretend to be 13 year old gals to lure horny men for stories.u never what u are getting.To those blithe ignorant young gals out there...please please be extremely weary with who u are talking to online.its often not e real deal.

fake nicks by same person on tagboards.if u hate that person soo much,bitch at him up-front!let him know who u are too.dont be like a wuss and do it sneakily by posting fucking snark comments on ppl's blog.if u dont have balls to make ur identity known..then dont be a BITCH.its bad enough to be a bitch,dont be a coward one.its even more infuriating when is actually e same person bitching using diff nicks.no use faking diff nicks,come on...the ip adddress is e same.stupidity is priceless indeed.bitch,coward,stupid all in one.*cringe*

fake boobs,fake nose,fake chin etc....if u have the money,everything can be altered.yes i m talking abt plastic surgery.i m NOT against ppl who went for it..i m totally cool with it.but i m not a big fan of it myself.i mean beauty is so subjective,so why not find someone who loves u for who u are?afterall,a pretty face is only skin deep,look beyond that and a beautiful soul is much more worthy of one's love.i definitely prefer my love to be somone not that hot but au natural.i dont rule out the fact that i might fall in love with someone that did plastic surgery all over b4 though.on second thoughts,i will rather not know.

fake relationships....marriages that can be bought with cold hard cash.singaporean men these days are getting those vietnam/china brides for like a affordable deal.its as easy as buying a Macdonald's combo meal.love which is meant to be romantic and sacred now becomes disgustingly dirt cheap.i know love can be cultivated over time..but it dont work when u get married because 1-its a responsibity 2-men to fufil their lust 3-for offspring 4-for money and to lead a better life 5- to get PR in singapore.

ppl being extremely fake.this e scariest of e lot.u can be the strangest looking thing on earth,but u cant be scarier than someone that is extremely fake.yeah...wat fueled me to write this entry is e amt of phoney ppl that i m seeing everyday....its disguesting and makes u wanna eat a puke omelet.i m quite disturbed whenever u see someone trying to be all sweet and nice,when he/she isent,backstabing behind ur back,saying fuckin cynical & callous stuff abt u.its almost boring to see someone,ur frenemy being 'plastic' in our daily lives.*yawns*watching the coffee shop uncle dig his nose is prob more interesting than that.it comes to a point of time where everything that one says has layers upon layers of hidden meanings.

"hey u look good today!"smiles sweetly

it could well be jus a simple compliment...OR..in most cases now..1-another way of saying hello 2-to make small talk cus he/she dunno wat to say 3-the begining of more backstabbing."omg,he smiled,he really thinks he looks good today???!!?omg omg..yucks"

its quite disturbing to know that so much of us are such a perpetual fuck up these days,almost behaving like miss universe,smiling sweeetly,giving politically correct answers.."world peace!"sweetest smile:)who are u trying to kid man.

is it that difficult to survive this harsh world while remaining to ur true essence.i guess not many of us( including myself) can proudly pride ourselves as someone who only speaks e truth,and not be phoney.its every bit as pathetic as u imagined it to be.

gosh,this is a fuckingdoodah long long enty.i dunno how i end up writing this long,anw i'm not ranting abt my life ,imperfections or whatsoever.i m not perfect myself,in fact i m far from one.i m just disappointed that some so called friends can be such a stinky bitch behind ur back and some ppl whom u do not even know can say imbecilic stories abt u.

there are many times where i just feel so sad & jaded when i'm being maligned by all these malicous ppl whom i do not even know well.its exasperating when u cant do anything abt it and explaining is just crap no?real frds and ppl who love me knows best and need no explaining right?i wonder if all these meanie ppl get a kick out of spinning stories and spitting their venom.its worse when they mix some truth and add spices to e stories.can things get any worse.....

i know i shouldnt be affected by such stuff,but its pretty difficult and despite the fact that i wanna ignore it,it still and somehow gets to me at times...like tonight.i m human...sigh,wished i was superman,strong as steel!immune to the nasty shit!fuuuucccckkkking damn helpless man..aaaaarggggh..sounds damn weak,damn it.being nice to ppl sometimes dont neccesary help heh. some callous fuckers just enjoy taking kindess and friendliess for granted,chewing it all up and seeing it as a weakness.

weak...?not anymore.guess i had enough.pls try being nice.malice is not appreciated here.period.

peace out

quote for the day

life is a bitch.....nobody dies virgin cause in the end,life fucks us all.

ps

i swear this is e longest entry i ever wrote....future entries will be shorter alrite.i promise.

time to be blonde,time to be himbo

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. he walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the hottest guy in the world' and it sucked him in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. he walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the hottest guy in the world' and it sucked him in.

Then the next day a blonde walked into the bar. he walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...'

and it sucked him in.

champagn supernova

venue-Amara saunctuary Sentosa

i was @ e raoul event at amara saunctuary sentosa with derrick,daryl,alaric and wenhan on sat,the clothes were PRETTY alright...hint,there were velvet pants and satin shirts for guys blah...so u can guess as much,not really my kinda clothes.

anw had a few classes of champagn b4 we bar hop at club street with trey and daryl.trey is e bomb man!totally fun.oh and every bar we step into,he would open like one bottle of champagn and we had to polish off in e shortest time.anw he taught me to mix half orange jucie with moet & chandon,its sex man!friggin ace!i can attest to that!its a tad like sparking orange juice (which also means,u end up drinking much more without knowing that u are gonna be so piss drunk)

with reference to the aforementioned,by the time we reached zouk to meet e rest,i swear i had drank like almost a whole full bottle of champagn by myself.(2 and half bottles by 3 blokes in 1 and half hour)its insane!(trey's record was 4 bottles in one hour)

alaric said the music @ velvet was fucking good ,but i couldnt get in!damn...because i'm underage!!! ...RIGHT...anw,the kick was starting to get to me by that time so we were dancing crazily for abit at phuture.

after a few unsuccessful sessions to spew and all the sweat from dancing,i decide to head home asap.trey and chong suggested going down club street for more partying but i knew i had to go home b4 i m totally wasted!

it was a blast...minus the fucking bad headache from all e booze.here are e pics of while i was still sober a lil.still very chui!

ciao for now

sneakers fetish

Here a new collaboration of Visvim and Comme des Garcons. After the shirts, that the two created together for Dover Street Market, they here get together once more and this time on what Visvim is best known for - their shoes.

They created a collaborative model of the Visvim Kiefer Hi. They kept it very classic and so far the only difference to the regular model that we can see, is the design on the backheel, that actually also reminds us of the recent Visvim collection, where t-shirts and jackets feature the zick zack design on the back as well. The sneaker comes in black and in white.

LAWS THAT NEWTON FORGOT

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one .

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAWS OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u dont want to be seen with.

ipod man is singing....

TOP 3 MOST PLAYED SONGS IN MY IPOD THIS WEEK

-with love/hilary duff

-4 in the morning/gwen stefani

-i want candy/melanie c

at world's end

benjamin as captain jack sparrow

cam whoring with jeszlene at e coctail reception

goody bag

wowwwwwww wat's inside???

yeah..crappy stuff:(

cept for this pack of biscuits

After months of anticipation and industry hype,i went for e movie premiere of pirates of the caribbean:at world's end last night.

the filmakers have strengthened e other characters this time round-including the two funny devoted sidekicks pintel and ragetti to provide comic relief.so johnny depp doesnt have to carry e entire load this time.

almost every gal that i know ,loves jonny depp as the woozy yet wiley buccaneer jack sparrow..but yours truly is in love with keira knightly as the feisty elizabeth swann.woohoo.there is this poignantly feminine yet strong character in her and yes,she looks absolutely gorgeous with e sunkiss tan and nicely tousled hair.she looks stunning in almost every scene,i will give this movie a extra two stars just for her.

oh kudos once again to the imaginative production design,as well as the dazzling digital make up effect for squidface davy jones and his men ,who continue to take on the apperance of varies sea creatures-including octopuses,crustaceans and sharks which we last saw in dead man's chest.

i must say the battle scenes are spectacular and yes it seems a little dragged out at times.overlong,redundant,confusing,in fact,there are parts where i dunno who is with who.i will say that the bad guys (anyone associated with the East India Trading Co.) are not exactly the winners and pirates still rule!cut the crap by half and e movie would be awesome!

i m not gonna divulge too much abt the plot,or give ratings..since i guess everyone is planning to watch it anw.

the biggest fuck up that night was actually e fact that we aint allowed to bring in any recording device..including mobile phone(with camera).who doesnt own a camera phone nowadays and which sane bugger would record e movie using their hp?they had a really strict check and everyone had to put their mobile phones in e lockers.bummer.

on a side note..the goody bag is a tad disappointing.it has got loads of random stuff like eye drops(for contact lens users),cereals,mints, S.H.E tissue paper???,post cards,crocs ball.crappy stuff except the small pack of biscuit which taste pretty nice actually.yes..most of the stuff has got nothing to do with e movie(cept the paper bag).dork.thats all for now folks...

cheerio homies

ppl do care

Sometimes, when you cry,
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes, when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time....

ps
If you think nobody cares if you are dead or alive, try missing a few bond,bills or car payments..

a peek @ my room

the ceiling light

my wall its by the projector below -u can hit it on e ceiling or anywhere u want

aint this mathmos projector light dope...

my bed

duncan(not in e mood for cam whoring)

jeremy(says no to paparazzi)

i m the best!cos i m always ready for the camera!haha

this entry speakes volumes of how apathetic i am feeling now.i m bored shitless actually.....so outta bordom.....i decide to snap some pics of my room.i m in the 'i m a artistic photographer' mood,u know where ppl snaps some pics of a ugly weird looking flower,dead rat,old ppl,unfinished dinner etc and think that it is so artistic.i m in that kinda mood now. so,i was trying my utmost to find corners of my room that are not so skritchy.BUT u know a guy's room,its NEVER neat!its clean la.but jus very erm messy!haha

anw,most of u should know i painted my room black,changed sheets to black too.everything used to be white,even e wastepaper basket.but now..everything is all black.my room is so dark that u prob need to come with pitch forks and torches to find me.right

ok.its not that bad.but its alot darker than before.check out the pics....not alot.but i dont wanna show so much.becuse 1-other corners are messy looking 2- i wnana have that mystery vibe.haha but dang,who wanna sees my room anw,unless u are planning to sleep with me right?:P

oh,i also had a haircut today.kinda like it.i know most of u would prob think my new hairstyle is somewat akin to e old one..but its ok,i know e difference and i heart it.period

oh met up with with my loves(3f) for dinner today too...jeremy,duncan,sherlyn.been awhile i last saw em,actually not that long.prob less than a week?but i miss u punk ass bitches loads!

this aint surposed to be a shitass long entry but it seems this way now.hmmm,actually.......e purpose of this entry is only to show off my new haircut!period.i purposely churn out lotsa bullshit cos it will be too self absorbed to jus like post a pic of pic myself no?

oh,this pic dont do the haircut justice.(its not even a pic i like)but its e only miserable pic i took today so i post it up anw.

night peeps

time to be blonde,time to be himbo

daryl's blog entry abt bimbos is sooooo inspiring that i've decided to do entries abt the male counterpart-HIMBOS(aka ppl like him)

There will be more to come,here is the first one..

BLIND GUY TELLING BLONDE JOKES

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde.

I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt.

The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player.

The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.

Each one of US is blonde.

Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

sneakers fetish

Here we have a really nice English collaboration that Crooked Tongues reports about. Premium sneaker stores size? got together with Fred Perry on some sneakers and matching polo shirts. It is nice to see all the well executed Fred Perry collaboration projects.

Both the sneakers and the polo shirts come in black and white and feature on the shoes a lacelock with the size? logo and on the polos the size? logo is embroidered. The collection comes with orange accents, which is actually the size? color scheme. The sneakers are limited to 240 pairs and will be released of course exclusively at size?.

IPOD MAN IS SINGING...

TOP 3 MOST PLAYED SONGS IN MY IPOD

-summer love/justin timberlake

-stand/rascal flatts

-girlfriend (still)/avril lavigne

dvd reviews

story- when a popular jock (chris evans)bets he can turn a social outcast into the next prom queen,all raunch busts loose in this unrated,uncut,unapologetic hit comedy.

not another teen movie is a breath of fresh, frisky air, even if it does hinge on clichés. Of course, clichés are what it's all about. This is to the teen romantic comedies what Scary Movie was to mindless slasher flicks.

i particularly like the scene when white cheerleaders (mascot: the Wasps) deny stealing material, then perform a pointedly black routine, as in Bring It On.

There's plenty of nudity, too. Particularly Italian exchange student Areola (Cerina Vincent) as one bare naked lady.woohooooo*winks*

Nothing original is on display in "Not Another Teen Movie," but much of it is funny anyway. the whole movie is quite silly but damn it, I laughed, perhaps grudgingly, at most of the jokes.. so do watch it!

p.s

for those who are like secretly screwing me (damn u!!!) for recommending material girls..u guys better not watch this!this is obviously not for ppl who is expecting an award winner, so all that's desired is to be entertained and it at least does that. watch with an open mind and you'll have a good time.strictly for guys like me who enjoys scary movie and teen movies(american pie,bring it one etc)

ratings for not another teen movie

happy mummy's day!

i love you loads mum!

what is the first thing u do when u wake up?

during one of those classes few months back..yu beng asked us wat is the first thing we do every morning when we wake up.how interesting:P

everyone in class were required to re-enact the first 5 mins of we do after we wake up in e morning(or afternoons for some of u).

it was funny,cos u realised everybody did pretty diff stuff...

well,for e record,i checked my hp the first thing i wake up(for someone's sms:P),sms,on e tv so there's some noise,stone abit then brush my teeth.

what do u guys do?

click on e poll below,u are allowed to select more than one:) but only allowed to vote once.

rockers galore

Stussy x Josh Cheuse collaboration project on t-shirts featuring the photography of the artist. Stussy has now created a website specifically for this project, looking much like the World Tour website last year. The t-shirts will be released in four groups and the first one was released already with three more following as well as a book about the project.

Check it out here.

e torpid duo

daryl insist that he is e better player*yawns*

waiting to trash him

dvd review of this show coming up...

check out the boots!

cheers bud!

what do u do when u are bored and feeling slothful?well,i was @ daryl's place..damn slack!

we ransack his old toys.oh well,we found his damn old school playstation!!so..we started playing with all e old games like xmen etc...hell its dope!

watched a friggin silly and hilarious dvd' Not another teen movie'which i will give a more detailed review in e later entry.

we bought quite a bit of tibits as usual and we usually do our own desserts

that day was brownie with ice cream...

this time round is e simple rootbear float

daryl managed to find two beautiful 'boot mugs'in his kitchen for our floats:)

basically,for e record..we were playing playstation,pigging out,watching silly programmes,taking loony pictures..and now updating our blog!

tsk

yes..damn slack and unproductive..but we had fun...all right..here are e pics!

its getting late..i better get crashing

gdnight homies!

sneakers fetish

after the Asics x Pagoda Project....Here comes the 2nd part with the Pro Court Hi in two colorways, designed by the head designer of Nonnative. They both feature patent leathers and suede and special inner soles, showing the Pagoda towers

narcissism

these three pics are from e photo shoot i took a couple of weeks ago.its not yet edited by the photographer,these r e raw copies.so its not very nice... but i decide to post em up first anw.

jessica wanted me to look less boyish,more manly in this shoot.she specifically remind me not to smile too much,cos she thinks i loook better when i m in deep thoughts.hmmm..so i was trying desperately to look e way she wanted.i guess i failed...

anw,there are hell loads more of pics...but i will post em up in the later entries...i dont think u guys wanan see so much of me anw.ha

laterz

dvd reviews

most of u should know i spend most of weekends at home watching dvds/vcds with gd frds.well,the two shows i recenty rented was a very bimbotic and girlish show,MATERIAL GALS & a more boyish one,ERAGON.

material gals-a superficial teen comedy that mocks celebs like olsen twins.... real-life sisters ,Tanzie (Hilary Duff) and Ava (Haylie Duff) are sisters basking in the fame of their late father’s cosmetics fortune. When news breaks that the products might actually be harmful to customers, the empire falls quickly, leaving the sisters broke, homeless, and confused on how to act without their wealth. its quite hilarious to see how bimbo they can get...of cos there is a happily ever after ending with cute boyfrds.

Not that the Duff sisters or director marta coolidge should be expecting any nominations come awards time, but as a piece of fluffy entertainment, it goes down painlessly enough.in fact..i was laughing quite abit thru out the show.

Paris and Nicky Hilton definitely exhibit more character but then again.i think material gals is pretty gd for ppl who enjoyed watching SIMPLE LIFE.fuck e critics who hate bimbotic movies..i thinks its a great dvd show:)

enough of girlish shows...i decide to wtach a more manly movie like eragon haha.

Based on Christopher Paolini's best-selling novel of the same title -- the first of his "Inheritance Trilogy" penned while a teenager -- the coming-of-age tale focuses on 17-year-old farm boy Eragon (Edward Speleers debuts) who discovers a mysterious sapphire stone in the forest. His war-torn homeland of Alagaesia suffers under the rule of King Galbatorix (John Malkovich), a one-time Dragon Rider who betrayed his righteous colleagues to take all the power for himself. When a winged creature surprisingly hatches from the blue "stone," Eragon discovers his destiny as the last of the Dragon Riders. He and Saphira offer the only hope of restoring peace and justice to the land.

Hearing the tale of the evil king is pretty hard. It's the same old sh**. Keeping track of all the fake names like Galbatorix and Morzan is ridiculous and all the rules of dragon riding and magic are downright tedious. Just hand out cheat sheets with the movie tickets and cut the film down to 80 minutes. But the baby dragon is adorable. The riding lessons are pretty joyful and the final dragon battle is pretty sweet.

The visual effects are not incompetent. It's the usual fantasy thing, some blurry scenes but most are photorealistic. They didn't bother to make Saphira's lips move. They instead use telepathic dialogue.

But, for a movie about dragon riders it hits all the right notes. Flying, fire, combat. It's certainly more fast paced than The Chronicles of Narnia and more concise than Harry Potter

Often warm and ultimately uplifting, the fantasy delivers entertaining fare to boys @ heart.i personally enjoyed both movies...so do rent em!

ratings for MATERIAL GIRLS-3

ratings for ERAGON-3.5

delson's bday

first of all,happy birthday delson!!!!!all right..this entry has nothing much to do with deslon actually.....i was surposed to meet daryl to go delson's birthday party @orchard parade hotel BUT because of my church service...we couldnt make it....sorry del..

since we were @ raffles city..we decide to go marina square to play bowling instead.it has been a bloody long time i last played bowling..but i decide to challenge daryl nevertheless.i won him the first round,while he trash me back e second .anw..we both suck @ bowling la!haha.

had dinner at new york new york.oh,the best part abt this restaurant is...they serve breakfast all day!!perfect for guys like me who enjoys breakfast food anytime!anw.i ordered pancakes with maple syrup and waffles with chocolate ice cream.the pancakes look thick and fluffy,but is not as warm as it should be.the waffles taste much better though.i took some bites from daryl's pasta and i must say is pretty yummy!

played awhile @ e arcade b4 we had back home.anw,the weather is so cold now i wanna stay under the quilt and sleep!oh..i wanan watch spiderman3 !!!sucker for superhero movies!prob do it later after my nap....laterz~

sneakers fetish

i can never have enough of white sneakers!!

i've got this pair in black and white...the silver one looks awesome too!!

The new Spring/Summer 2007 footwear collection of Y3,the collaboration of Adidas and Yohji Yamamoto,presents mostly simple styles, in nice colorways. Definitely still special pieces, but not too crazy and the price compared to the beginning, while still being high, has come down a little. If you are looking for a sneaker for at night, Y3 offers a nice selection and their pieces stand out more because of good quality and nice details, rather than simply being flashy. You can find completely new models in the collection, but also nice twists of sneakers with heritage. .

Check out their Spring/Summer 2007 footwear

superstars exhibition

hot daryl posing with his so hot pic

leslie kee himself

alaric and daryl

went to leslie kee's superstars exhibition on sat,cos daryl's photo is up there!whoohoo.daryl looking gd as usual,but the swimimng trunk pic is not allowed by mda,so only top.sorry gals.haha.anw oh leslie asked me if i dare go fully naked if he shoots me..erm,i dont think i dare actually.lol.anw,this exhibition is a spectacular installation consisting of 300 over images, featuring all our Asian SuperStars plus special appearance of Singapore local artists and athletes.if u guys happen to be @ the national museum,do check out muse bar too,which i went after that.its a nice place to chill and the beautiful decor is designed by frd wei.