Friday, May 25, 2007

LAWS THAT NEWTON FORGOT

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one .

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAWS OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u dont want to be seen with.

6 comments:

Popthemusicdrug said...

hehe this is a good one!!

i read and i go like

NODS

YEAH

every single one! :D

Anonymous said...

ha oh my god so true
i lied that i have an Medical appoint this morning
so i dont have to go to work
and i just realised i have one in like a few days



sooo screwed la

Anonymous said...

veri veri trrrrrrue!!especially the queue one le!wahaha

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!!LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HEHE

SO FUNNY LOR,ERM 'LAW'..HAHAHAHHA

duncan said...

i hate lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssss!

Anonymous said...

interesting!