spot the fake

brooke pretending to be britney and k.fed spears

amanda getting shot by demi

caridee is brad and angelina jolie(nearest pic i can find)

eugena becomes beyonce(i couldn find a pic of beyonce in this simliar dress ..so i paste this pic with smilar hair at least)

I had a random thought when i posted these photos.i was jus thinking of all the fake stuff that is going on everyday in our so call real world.wats real,wats not...can u spot e diff?

it seems like everything can be faked nowadays heh....fake designer stuff.imitations everywhere...take a stroll down orchard and u can see all e taitais wannabe carrying fake designer stuff.ew

fake DI photos-u see all the beautiful faces on friendster-ONLY to find out they are like 50%fatter,10 extra moles on face,10 years older in person.i m magnifying it a lil here but u get the picture.i will be pissed if i realised i m just being jerk around and cheated.DONT photoshop too much la peeps!i know everyone has got like their better angles and everyone wanna post nicer pics of themselves...thats totally understandable.BUT dont photoshop till u look like u went for extreme makeover when u didnt.

fake identity-u see that alot in online chat rooms.old men preying on lil gals,gals claiming they are big time hot chicks(when they are not),boys and gals who send photos of hot models and claim that is em,reporters who can pretend to be 13 year old gals to lure horny men for stories.u never what u are getting.To those blithe ignorant young gals out there...please please be extremely weary with who u are talking to online.its often not e real deal.

fake nicks by same person on tagboards.if u hate that person soo much,bitch at him up-front!let him know who u are too.dont be like a wuss and do it sneakily by posting fucking snark comments on ppl's blog.if u dont have balls to make ur identity known..then dont be a BITCH.its bad enough to be a bitch,dont be a coward one.its even more infuriating when is actually e same person bitching using diff nicks.no use faking diff nicks,come on...the ip adddress is e same.stupidity is priceless indeed.bitch,coward,stupid all in one.*cringe*

fake boobs,fake nose,fake chin etc....if u have the money,everything can be altered.yes i m talking abt plastic surgery.i m NOT against ppl who went for it..i m totally cool with it.but i m not a big fan of it myself.i mean beauty is so subjective,so why not find someone who loves u for who u are?afterall,a pretty face is only skin deep,look beyond that and a beautiful soul is much more worthy of one's love.i definitely prefer my love to be somone not that hot but au natural.i dont rule out the fact that i might fall in love with someone that did plastic surgery all over b4 though.on second thoughts,i will rather not know.

fake relationships....marriages that can be bought with cold hard cash.singaporean men these days are getting those vietnam/china brides for like a affordable deal.its as easy as buying a Macdonald's combo meal.love which is meant to be romantic and sacred now becomes disgustingly dirt cheap.i know love can be cultivated over time..but it dont work when u get married because 1-its a responsibity 2-men to fufil their lust 3-for offspring 4-for money and to lead a better life 5- to get PR in singapore.

ppl being extremely fake.this e scariest of e lot.u can be the strangest looking thing on earth,but u cant be scarier than someone that is extremely fake.yeah...wat fueled me to write this entry is e amt of phoney ppl that i m seeing everyday....its disguesting and makes u wanna eat a puke omelet.i m quite disturbed whenever u see someone trying to be all sweet and nice,when he/she isent,backstabing behind ur back,saying fuckin cynical & callous stuff abt u.its almost boring to see someone,ur frenemy being 'plastic' in our daily lives.*yawns*watching the coffee shop uncle dig his nose is prob more interesting than that.it comes to a point of time where everything that one says has layers upon layers of hidden meanings.

"hey u look good today!"smiles sweetly

it could well be jus a simple compliment...OR..in most cases now..1-another way of saying hello 2-to make small talk cus he/she dunno wat to say 3-the begining of more backstabbing."omg,he smiled,he really thinks he looks good today???!!?omg omg..yucks"

its quite disturbing to know that so much of us are such a perpetual fuck up these days,almost behaving like miss universe,smiling sweeetly,giving politically correct answers.."world peace!"sweetest smile:)who are u trying to kid man.

is it that difficult to survive this harsh world while remaining to ur true essence.i guess not many of us( including myself) can proudly pride ourselves as someone who only speaks e truth,and not be phoney.its every bit as pathetic as u imagined it to be.

gosh,this is a fuckingdoodah long long enty.i dunno how i end up writing this long,anw i'm not ranting abt my life ,imperfections or whatsoever.i m not perfect myself,in fact i m far from one.i m just disappointed that some so called friends can be such a stinky bitch behind ur back and some ppl whom u do not even know can say imbecilic stories abt u.

there are many times where i just feel so sad & jaded when i'm being maligned by all these malicous ppl whom i do not even know well.its exasperating when u cant do anything abt it and explaining is just crap no?real frds and ppl who love me knows best and need no explaining right?i wonder if all these meanie ppl get a kick out of spinning stories and spitting their venom.its worse when they mix some truth and add spices to e stories.can things get any worse.....

i know i shouldnt be affected by such stuff,but its pretty difficult and despite the fact that i wanna ignore it,it still and somehow gets to me at times...like tonight.i m human...sigh,wished i was superman,strong as steel!immune to the nasty shit!fuuuucccckkkking damn helpless man..aaaaarggggh..sounds damn weak,damn it.being nice to ppl sometimes dont neccesary help heh. some callous fuckers just enjoy taking kindess and friendliess for granted,chewing it all up and seeing it as a weakness.

weak...?not anymore.guess i had enough.pls try being nice.malice is not appreciated here.period.

peace out

quote for the day

life is a bitch.....nobody dies virgin cause in the end,life fucks us all.

ps

i swear this is e longest entry i ever wrote....future entries will be shorter alrite.i promise.