A young blonde man is distraught because he fears his wife is having an affair, so he goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day he comes home to find his wife in bed with a handsome redhead. he grabs the gun and holds it to his own head.
The wife jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with him not to shoot himself. Hysterically the blonde screams back at the wife, "Shut up! You're next!"