A blonde walks into a shop and says to the shop keeper: "May I buy that TV please?" The shop keeper says: "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
So the next day the blonde goes back to the shop but this time he dyes his hair red and says "may I buy that TV please?" The shop keeper says "No we don't sell to blondes."
The next day the blonde gets a face lift and dyes his hair again. he goes back to the shop and says to the shopkeeper "May I buy that TV please ?" Once again the shopkeeper says "Sorry we don't sell to blondes!"
The blonde is now puzzled and asks "How did you know I am blonde????"
The shopkeeper replies "Because it's a microwave oven, not a TV!!!!"
****oh and i found this pic..in case u guys r imagining how inmate4321 aka ms hilton looks like in her 'striped pyjamas'